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WTFeez?!?! March 5, 2010

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Dear Changmin (of DBSK),

What. The. Feez. You are holding a peacock by the neck. Said peacock is randomly suspended in the air. Based on the blue sky and white clouds in the background, you, also, seem to be suspended in the air. And where did those feathers floating around you come from? The peacock that is smelling your carefully coiffed hair? Again, seriously, what the feez.

Sincerely,

Figgy Piggy

Boobies March 4, 2010

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Many have been playfully ribbing 2AM’s Seul Ong (임슬옹) for his large chest/”breasts.”  Pectoral spectacular or in need of a bro?

JoonSe (준세) is Love March 4, 2010

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Photo Credits: 
Elle Girl (left)
TVian (right)

My favorite part of the sitcom Unstoppable High Kick (거침없이 하이킥) is the relationship between Yoon Ho (윤호) and Min Jung (민정).  It begins as a one-sided crush on the part of a rebellious student and turns into a sweet, generous, and maturity-inducing kind of love.  The second season of the sitcom, High Kick Through the Roof (지붕 뚫고 하이킥), offers the same archetype in the form of Joon Hyuk (준혁) and Se Kyung (세경), pictured above.  This couple has developed quite the fan following and even has a Brangelina name:  JoonSe (준세).  In case you were wondering, my boy toys and I also have a few Brangelina names:  Fat Bin, Bitty, Fat-Z, Il Foo, and Conatty.  (Two chocolate milk shots for you if you can figure all of these out.)

Read about a few of my favorite JoonSe moments (thus far) on the flipside…

The Scarf

Joon Hyuk is crushed when he finds out that Se Kyung knitted a scarf for another guy.  But when Se Kyung knits one for him too, he’s freakin ecstatic.  Look how adorable he is above when he lays out his scarf next to the other guy’s scarf, finds that his is longer, and almost dies of happiness…guys and size… 

The Christmas Tree

There’s actually a lot of detail and background to this story line but I think it’s enough to say that Joon Hyuk lights up a Christmas tree for Se Kyung.  ♥

The Scooter

After learning that Se Kyung and her little sister want to see the ocean, Joon Hyuk takes all of the money he’d been saving to buy a video game console and purchases an old scooter instead.  He then whisks Se Kyung and her sister off to the ocean.  Once there, the girls see the ocean for the first time, laugh and play on the beach, and send their dad a message in a bottle.  The scene is really sweet.  But the sweetest part of the scene is seeing Joon Hyuk so happy that he’s made Se Kyung happy.  Ladies, any guy who chooses your happiness over video games is a total keeper. :D

Lee Da Hae, are you drunk?? March 2, 2010

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Lee Da Hae (이다해), currently in Chuno (추노) as pictured above, recently made a guest telephone appearance on MBC’s Sebakwi (세바퀴). For those of you who don’t know, Lee Da Hae’s English is pretty good. But after a few “yo”s and “whassup”s from her, one of the hosts asks her if she’s been drinking. Who knew Lee Da Hae was so gangsta?? Whassup, yo?!

WTFeez?!?! March 2, 2010

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oh.em.gee. why is something like this allowed to happen?!

Curious Joon March 1, 2010

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When asked what you’d like to do with your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, what kind of guy responds that he’d dress up as a ghost and scare her??

<— This one.  Lee Joon (이준) of MBLAQ

This answer made me laugh out loud in my office for about three minutes, followed by intermittent giggling every time I envisioned him actually dressing up as a ghost, popping out from behind a door or below a counter, and scaring the crap out of his poor, unsuspecting girlfriend. Does anyone else find his answer strangely intriguing? Like, who the feez is this guy and what would he do for his girlfriend on Halloween?? (Btw, Lee Joon is the guy who played the teenage version of Rain’s [비] character in Ninja Assassin.) I got my eyes on this one. He’s adorably weird.

Read the rest of his hilarious and peculiar interview on the flipside of this post.  (He’d also propose by donning angel wings and jumping from a tall building.  But to be clear, by himself.)


INTERVIEW (click on the image to make it larger):

Interview Source: Cosmopolitan, January 2010
Interview Image Credits: Absolute MBLAQ Intl Forum. Translated by Grace ♥ Kpop @ ABSOLUTEMBLAQ. Templates by *ddeokbokee @ ABSOLUTEMBLAQ.

I want to _______ with _______. February 28, 2010

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I want to _rap___ with CL (2NE1). The self-proclaimed “baddest female” is indeed one bad mamma jamma on the mic. She spits it real. And she spits it real good. CL & Fatty 4 life. We we we the, we the leaders, you ain’t in the game, you just cheerleaders!
Oh, it just occurred to me that if CL and Jay-Z ever rapped together, I would die.

"You know lice?" February 28, 2010

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This whole video clip from the show “We Got Married” is hilarious. For those of you who don’t know, the premise of the show is to pair various celebrities to live together as a married couple for a few weeks. This clip features singers Jo Kwon from 2 AM and Ga-in from Brown Eyed Girls and their ridiculously entertaining attempts to speak English with their foreign guest. Jo Kwon’s funniness begins at 3:20 but pay close attention to Ga-In at the beginning of the clip because she wants to kiss you and…

Bunny Ears February 27, 2010

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Louis Vuitton 2009 (above)
Yoon Eun Hye (윤은혜) and Sulli (최설리) of f(x) take a cue from Louis Vuitton with bunny ears. How adorable is Sulli in this photo?? I need some bunny ears. But maybe baby ones to start.

Noooooooooooooo!! February 26, 2010

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OMG, someone just forwarded this to me: “How to cause a Korean sports fan to have a stroke and collapse dead on the spot – it only takes one sentence: ‘Did you hear that Apolo Anton Ohno is banging Yu-Na Kim?’”

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